June 2012
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
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i’m currently working on my application for an apprenticeship. but it’s not going to be a usual application, it’s going to be a website containing all the information needed cause i’m applying at an enterprise for web design. d’you think that’s a good idea?
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attractivE people on advertisements for$ life_insurances
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when you were planning on going on kind of a date at a concert and then a friend of yours just invites himself to join you
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i really want to delete my facebook but at the moment it’d be extremely inconvenient not to have a profile so i guess i’m keeping it ugh
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these days i get very insecure and i start thinking that everyone just thinks i’m an absolute weirdo and hates me and that’s probably the truth so i’m gonna get some sleep now cause sleep is good and i can dream of a world in which people like me
a few weeks ago i made a twitter which is @telewank - tell me yours so i can follow you cause i’m bored as hell and also genuinely interested in creeping on people?
it just takes its time to sink in
you know what’s horrible about going to festivals and stuff like that and having fun for 2 or 3 days straight? it’ll be pretty quiet around you once it’s over…
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10 am tomorrow IM GOING TO BASEL FYEAH
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seriously considering going to basel and zurich this weekend. no shit
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i won’t have the money for grizzly bear tickets until august shiiiit well i hope they won’t sell out that quickly i mean after all i’m talking about germany
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i have a feeling that right now, all we think about is getting high education and stuff but we never even consider that what we actually want to do might be something completely different. i feel like that’s why there are so many empty-headed people at my school. because they all want the certificate but they have no actual idea what to do with it. then they’ll go and study something...
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i just took a big sip of iced tea out of the bottle and uh it tasted somewhat alcoholic it must have been that bottle that was standing in my brother’s room for about 2 or 3 weeks
curtis why do you do things like that
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cute guy won’t reply to my message on facebook
does that mean he’s just really lazy in terms of socializing via the internet or does that mean he hates me
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i-used-to-be-alright replied to your post: i-used-to-be-alright replied to your post: is “i’m…
you’re my favourite eileen in the world ok :-*
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i-used-to-be-alright replied to your post: is “i’m sorry i was busy listening to music” an…
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is “i’m sorry i was busy listening to music” an appropriate excuse for not answering the phone
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ok so when do the grizzly bear tickets go online because i need all of them
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today i bought hair dye, new headphones and a new toiletry bag. then when i got home i finished my review of WIXIW by liars for colin and then i watched game of thrones and now it’s almost 11pm and i’m happy
oooh changed my icon for the first time ever it feels so good
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me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
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is it just me or has thom yorke lost a lot of weight? i mean it might as well just be my screen but uh i don’t think so?? i remember losing a lot of weight too when i spent my nights djing because i’d get pissed every night and then be too hungover to eat the next day mh
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missing e dis bitch
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jonny greenwood
